Wife : Do you want dinner? x
Husband : Sure, what are my choices? x
Wife : Yes and no
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap !!!! x
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?" x
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor" x

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A newly married man asked his wife , "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" x
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why ? x
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? x
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" x